Sexualized Saturdays: Star Wars and Interspecies Relations

tumblr_leo5unPJjL1qzb8r6o1_500So quite a while back, I did a post on the Jedi and their sexual relations, but I feel the need to revisit this world. One nice thing about the prequel universe—depending on how you look at it—is that nothing is developed at all. Characters are personality-free vehicles going through the motions George Lucas wanted them to, and the universe itself certainly isn’t portrayed that well either. In some ways, this is a good thing, because it gave the Clone Wars a lot of space to work with. In fact, it gave just about anything dealing with this time period a lot of room to work with. But the Clone Wars is what I’m most familiar with, so we’re going to use it almost exclusively for the purposes of this post.

One thing that I always liked about Stars Wars, especially on the planet of Coruscant, is that there are a bunch of different sentient species all intermingling with each other. However, it doesn’t often appear that they are engaging in interspecies relations. We know that there has been and probably still are sexual relationships between people of different species going on in the universe. Every once in a while, characters will be revealed as being bispecies, and the Twi’leks in particular have a long history of being sold into slavery, with their women usually ending up as sex slaves. (The Wookieepedia article says that they usually were dancers or entertainers for their owners, because of how attractive people found them, but let’s be realistic: they’re used as sex slaves.)

However, the fact that there are interspecies relationships—outside of slavery—makes the Star Wars universe much more interesting.

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In Brightest Day(ish): Luke Skywalker

So yesterday, I focused on the anger issues with Star Wars’ Anakin Skywalker. I said that Anakin’s problems seemed to border on a disorder, and named IED as an example of a possible disorder that Anakin had to deal with on the road to the Dark Side of the Force.

On the other end of the scale is Anakin’s son, Luke Skywalker.

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In Brightest Day: Anakin Skywalker

Anakin-SkywalkerToday and tomorrow, I’m going to focus on the two main Skywalkers of Star Wars lore. I’m going to assume you know the Star Wars story. Also, I’m only going to focus on what the movies have shown me. I know the books and Clone Wars can be pretty interesting, and are part of canon. But I have not delved deeply enough into the show or the books, so in an effort to not talk out of my butt, I’m avoiding them.

So, let’s start with Anakin Skywalker, the famed Chosen One. The one who was poised to balance the Force. And he did, in a way. But the road Anakin took was very angsty. I mean, really angsty.

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Top Ten Everyman Characters in Geekdom

The Everyman (or Everyperson, as the case may be) is one of the most underestimated everymanand important characters in storytelling. The Everyman is a character with no powers or special abilities outside of those that a normal person might have. The Everyman is not the chosen one; they usually are the stand-in character for the audience (though not always); and they can be the main character or supporting in the story. But the biggest and most key factor here is that they must be a completely and utterly ordinary character. This character represents what a normal person would be like in an extraordinary situation.

Many movies, TV shows, and books like to indulge in our fantasies by revealing that an ordinary person is actually someone amazing. These stories say, “Are you an awkward outcast and loner? Well, that’s actually because you’re a wizard/demigod/slayer/the chosen one!” And while this particular plot is great and all, at some point when watching or reading about one of these characters, you might wonder what it would be like if you were in the story. You then quickly realize that you are not a mutant/fairy/genius/alien and that you would be extremely screwed if you were to step into the story just as you are now.

But what if you weren’t? The beauty of the Everyman isn’t just that they are completely normal and average, but that they somehow survive against all odds in impossible circumstances.

So without further ado, here are my Top Ten Everyman Characters in Geekdom:

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Star Wars: the Animated Series… Season 5?

cwsneakWell, it’s been awhile since I’ve talked about this cartoon, and the last time I left off, I was still in the middle of the third season, but I’m finally all caught up now. I take this time to now say that many of my criticisms for the show as a whole were given a little premature. Sure, I still don’t like the personifications of the Force and I maintain that the first two seasons were pretty mediocre, and I also maintain that being Star Wars, there is a little bit of sexism going on. Furthermore, characters like Asajj Ventress and Lux Bonteri have made reappearances. Despite my critiques of the third season, that’s where the show started to pick up. I was not a huge fan of the following season, but it had some amazing episodes, such as reintroducing Darth Maul into canon. The fifth season is possibly one of the best seasons of any cartoon. It’s not perfect, but it is enough to make me almost want to take back anything bad I ever said about the show.

Spoilers after the jump.

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Fanfiction Fridays: What is Forbidden by EsmeAmelia

So in one of the earlier seasons of Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Ahsoka Tano and her fellow Padawan, Barris Offee, team up for a few episodes. In these episodes, their friendship buds, they get buried alive together and attacked by infectious worms that can possess people, and are finally made to fight one another. And after all this, the two of them end up in this position:

Ahsoka-and-Barriss-ahsoka-and-barriss-26235872-299-169And thus, the slash was born.

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Celebrating the “brotp”: Ten Awesome Platonic Friendships

Pretty much everyone who has read fanfiction has an OTP—a One True Pairing that they ship harder than anything else. But what about the couples that are just awesome buds, and who you like together as friends but not romantically? Well the recently coined term ‘brotp’ is there for you. And since Valentine’s Day puts and unnecessary emphasis on being in a romantic relationship, I figured I’d take this post to give a shout-out to some of the awesomest platonic friendships out there.

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Oh, My Pop-Culture Jesus: Holy Mother of God!

So, once upon a time in the Bible, there was this awesome lady. According to certain doctrines, she was pure—so pure that she never actually sinned, and didn’t even have any residual original sin stuck to her when she was born. She got chosen out of all the ladies in the world to have a legendary baby whose magical birth was foretold by prophecy. Now obviously I’m talking about the Virgin Mary, but the idea of a pure and perfect mother of a magic baby has been reflected in a lot of popular media—let’s look at a few:

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Star Wars: the Animated Series… The Force Personified Final Part—FINALLY!

Read Part 6.

Yes, finally! We’ve made it. This is the last post I’m doing on The Force Personified! I feel so joyous right now. When I first decided to review these episodes, I honestly thought I could fit everything into four posts, but now we’re at seven, and it was a bit more than I had planned for. Also, at this point in time, I’m pretty sure I’m the only person on the Internet to have reviewed these episodes in as much depth as I did. That makes me a little sad, but on the bright side, after this is over, I can safely say that I am never watching these episodes again. Well, except for maybe this part:

Anyway, let’s do this.

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Nerd News: Disney Buys Lucasfilm!

Usually I spend an unfortunate number of hours on the internet. Today, with a ton of reading for class hanging over my head, I did the honorable thing and shut my computer and put my phone in my pocket and read about literary theory for an hour, totally unplugged.

My mistake. Imagine my surprise when I got to class and my classmate excitedly asked if I had heard about Lucasfilm. I hadn’t so I looked it up, and apparently Disney has bought Lucasfilm!

So here’s the deets:

  • Disney has, pending any antitrust legislation getting in the way, acquired Lucasfilm (as well as Industrial Light and Magic, among other things) for $4 billion dollars.
  • They hope to release a new film in the Star Wars universe by 2015.
  • It seems that they’ll be operating in the same vein as Marvel, which is also owned by Disney, where they own them but basically let them do their own thing.
  • They hope to release a new film in the Star Wars universe by 2015.
  • George Lucas is turning over his executive creative control to Lucasfilm co-president Kathleen Kennedy, but will remain on staff as a consultant.
  • They hope to release a new film in the Star Wars universe by 2015.

Here’s hoping that they proceed into the expansion of the extended universe rather than trying to continue adventures too close to the original Episodes… we don’t need any more Kingdoms of the Crystal Skull.

No word on what the 2015 film will be about yet, but they apparently hope to release a film every few years from now until forever, so buckle in for hopefully continuous Star Wars gratification for decades to come. It’s a brave new world, folks – call me an optimist, but maybe one day we’ll even get a blu-ray of the Star Wars that we used to know.

(via ABC News)

Hear George Lucas talking about it here: