Oh My Pop-Culture Jesus: Knows Two Gods, Still a Christian

After The Avengers came out, many people discussed Captain America’s famous line about God and Thor.

CapSome people were surprised that Joss Whedon, an atheist, included the line in the movie. Others were either pleasently surprised or dismayed at the inclusion of religion in the Marvel Movie Universe, but the most interesting response, and the one I’m going to address here, is: How can Captain America still be a monotheist when he knows two gods personally? People also pointed out that characters like Iron Man, who is typically written as atheist, would also have issues coming to terms meeting two gods.

In the comics in general, a variety of religions are often included or referenced. In the Marvel universe there are mentions of Christianity, Norse Mythology, Greek mythology, Judaism, Islam, and other forms of Paganism and Wicca. However, despite all these religions being referenced, it is usually the pagan religions that are “proven” when characters actually meet the gods they learned about. For today I will just address religion in the Marvel Universe since each comic book universe deals with religion a little differently.

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Sexualized Saturdays: The ‘Everyone is Gay’ Trope in Fanfiction

I first encountered this trope in Harry Potter fanfiction waaay back in the day, but it’s something that’s pervasive in many fandoms: stories that feature exclusively same-sex relationships. Harry wants to be with Draco, and that’s okay because Ginny is with Luna. At least Sirius and Remus approve of the matchup. Then Hermione stops by with Parvati to say hi on their way to Dean and Seamus’ house and… you get the gist.

A more recent fandom where this is very popular is the Avengers fandom, along with any spinoff crossover fandoms that include Supernatural or Sherlock. Steve/Tony and Phil/Clint and Pepper/Natasha (and possibly Thorki) with a side of Destiel and Johnlock? Par for the course, guys.

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Fanfiction Fridays: Ironsides

“Are you always going to be this way?” Daddy asks her, when she’s five.

Antonia, dangling off the barrel of a cannon Daddy’s working on, considers it. “What way?”

“This way. Here, getting underfoot, playing with guns.”

She pauses, and then with a toss of curly hair, says, “Probably. A child’s personality and inclinations are set by the age of five.”

She read that in a book Mommy had and didn’t want her to read. Mommy doesn’t want Antonia to know that she’s worried about her. Antonia’s not upset; Mommy will see she doesn’t have to worry. (Tony will figure out in about two decades that the book was wrong, anyhow.)

Her father looks down at her, shoves a wrench in his pocket, and says, “Well, then you might as well learn something useful.”
–from Ironsides by Copperbadge

I’ve written about genderbending before, and the fic that I’m reccing today is an excellent example of genderbending done well. Copperbadge’s Ironsides asks the question: What would have happened if Howard Stark had married Peggy Carter and Tony Stark had been born a girl instead of a guy?

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Top 20 Romantic Couples in Geekdom (10 Canon/10 Fanon): 2013 Edition

Those of us here at LGG&F are back again and working tirelessly to compile and vote on this years top 10 canon and top 10 fanon pairings in Geekdom. Last year’s list can be found here.

tumblr_lzd06rEF5Y1qjk5mxo1_400Now onward to see who made to this year’s list!!

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Celebrating the “brotp”: Ten Awesome Platonic Friendships

Pretty much everyone who has read fanfiction has an OTP—a One True Pairing that they ship harder than anything else. But what about the couples that are just awesome buds, and who you like together as friends but not romantically? Well the recently coined term ‘brotp’ is there for you. And since Valentine’s Day puts and unnecessary emphasis on being in a romantic relationship, I figured I’d take this post to give a shout-out to some of the awesomest platonic friendships out there.

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Oh, My Pop-Culture Deities: The gods are aliens?

The idea that deities are out there, but are actually just highly advanced or super-powerful aliens is a relatively popular concept in science fiction. It manages to mesh religion with logical, scientific thought, running with the assumption that these two things are incompatible otherwise.

I think it shows up a lot in sci-fi, because it allows writers to draw on existing myths, legends, and beliefs without actually introducing a mythology into their world.

Asgard thor movieMarvel’s Thor (and his entire family, home, and backstory) is probably the best-known example of this trope. Everything about him is based on the figure from old Norse myth, but within the Marvel canon, he is part of a super-powerful alien race upon whose exploits the actual Norse mythology was based. Instead of being a god from a mystical realm, he is an extraterrestrial from a planet that can be reached with science, and whose powers can be explained with science.

STWhoMournsWe also see this in the Original Series Star Trek episode “Who Mourns for Adonais?”, when the Enterprise’s away team encounters an alien who claims to be the Greek god Apollo. It’s revealed that this character and a bunch of his homies, who are all analogous to a Greek god or goddess, visited Earth way back in the day and inspired the Greek mythological tradition that we’re familiar with.

And then, of course, there’s the biggest doozy, and the one that I tried so hard to forget that I actually succeeded (Lady Bacula had to remind me): Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. In this, it turns out that aliens have influenced dozens of ancient civilizations over the years, posing as their deities, and they only really wake up and peace out of Earth’s business when Indy shows up. Or at least I think that’s what happened. Fuck that movie.

This is also a popular explanation for, well, all of human civilization if you want to believe the Ancient Aliens guy, so there’s that.

19cb52_ancient-aliensThis concept is sort of strange to me, because it both acknowledges that a religious tradition is worshiping something that actually exists, while simultaneously renouncing the actual divinity of whatever that thing is. It also usually uses religions that society considers primitive, such as Norse or Greek-mythology-inspired paganism, which tends to leave a bad taste in my mouth because it has some cultural superiority attached to it—”We know these beings are just otherworldly, but these morons thought they were gods! Haha!”

What do you think of this idea, dearest readers? Are there any examples I’ve missed?

So You Want to Be a Strong Empowered Female Character? The Hawkeye Initiative Can Help

Sometimes Tumblr likes to think of itself as the Internet’s bastion of social justice. Just last week Tumblr exploded with scathing critiques of an old post from “Guardians of the Galaxy” director James Gunn, which initiated both a petition to have him removed from his job and an apology from Gunn. And now the Tumblr social justice machine is at it again with their most hilarious attempt yet: the Hawkeye Initiative.

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James Gunn Apologizes, Promises to Do Better in the Future

guardians-of-the-galaxy-movIt’s been a tumultuous past two days here at LGG&F since I reported on the awful and since-deleted ‘50 Superheroes You Most Want To Have Sex With’ written by Guardians of the Galaxy director James Gunn. Petitions to roust him from the director’s chair were started, several major internet news outlets reported on the post in question, and a number of major industry players chimed in to denounce what he wrote. However, it has come to my attention that Gunn has formally apologized for said post, and it would be unfair of me to not hook you up with the deets. Here is the full text of the apology, from his Facebook page:

A couple of years ago I wrote a blog that was meant to be satirical and funny. In rereading it over the past day I don’t think it’s funny. The attempted humor in the blog does not represent my actual feelings. However, I can see where statements were poorly worded and offensive to many. I’m sorry and regret making them at all.

People who are familiar with me as evidenced by my Facebook page and other mediums know that I’m an outspoken proponent for the rights of the gay and lesbian community, women and anyone who feels disenfranchised, and it kills me that some other outsider like myself, despite his or her gender or sexuality, might feel hurt or attacked by something I said. We’re all in the same camp, and I want to do my best to make this world a better place for all of us. I’m learning all the time. I promise to be more careful with my words in the future. And I will do my best to be funnier as well. Much love to all – James

This is a very nice apology, and it sounds sincere. I am happy that he has responded to the outcry in a thoughtful manner, and that he admits that what was apparently actually intended as satire was bad and not funny at all.

I am not going to say his slate is wiped clean, and I’m still concerned about the GotG movie (call it once bitten, twice shy). If he really wants to do right by female and queer Marvel fans and characters, he has a responsibility to walk his talk and show us that he is not, in fact, a sexist or homophobic jerk by respecting and positively representing the characters of every gender, sexuality, and race that appear in the movie.

(Via ThinkProgress)

James Gunn is a Sexist, Homophobic Jerk

And I don’t care who hears me say it.

This post was meant to sing the praises of the new Captain Marvel comic, but instead I find myself burdened with the glorious purpose of tearing a rich white guy I don’t know a new asshole on the internet.

James Gunn, if you don’t know who he is, is the director who has been tapped to helm the upcoming Marvel Cinematic Universe movie, Guardians of the Galaxy, due in 2014. He is also the author of this post, The 50 Superheroes You Most Want To Have Sex With. [trigger warning for that link: sexism, homophobia, general rage-inducing assholery] [Edit: He seems to have taken down the original post but you can still see a cached version here, thanks to nothing ever really going away on the internet.]

There is nothing wrong with being attracted to a superhero character. There is nothing wrong with wanting to screw a superhero. (I would be lying if I said I wouldn’t sleep with Batwoman, for example.)

But the way Gunn comments on the entries in his list makes him sound less like a respected director and more like an unwashed neckbeard who has never seen a woman outside of bad porn. Here’s a highlights reel of the commentary, care of tumblr’s othothegreat and buckycaps:

the art he chose in general, especially for the female heroes, is really gross and terrible, but here are a few more sexist, misogynistic, sex-shaming gems:

  1. “for those men that love rude bitches, [emma frost] the white queen is the way”
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Fanfiction Fridays: A Higher Form of War by gdgdbaby

You know how sometimes you don’t realize you wanted something until someone comes along and hands it to you on a silver platter complete with fanart and your fandom OTP?

This fic is that thing.

All art by Allonsyblue, used with permission. Also, HER GAUNTLETS ARE FILLED WITH PAINTBALLS. <3.

Imagine a world where Nick Fury has, because of reasons, allowed the entire S.H.I.E.L.D. staff to engage in a paintball battle on the Helicarrier.  Last man (or woman) standing gets a favor from Fury.

Take a second and just imagine the greatness there. No wait, let me sum it up with the greatest piece of fanart ever arted:

I just…. CAN’T.

Obviously the Avengers are going to team up and kick some ass, but Steve and Tony’s massively unresolved sexual tension needs to get dealt with before it causes a problem.

Whoops, yup, that about resolves it. (By the way, this fic is rated M for explicit sexytimes, I feel I should warn you.)

This is my favorite kind of crackfic, because it is written so seriously. It’s like the fic where the Master is an octopus. It doesn’t punch you in the face with slapstick goofiness and out-of-character portrayals—it’s funny because it’s a totally ridiculous situation protrayed in a ridiculously serious way.

So basically here’s the deal: Excellently written Avengers crackfic, Natasha badassery, Steve/Tony UST, Coulson being the equivalent of a nuclear strike against the other paintballers, all bundled up with the beautiful companion art seen above.  It’s 8,200 words of pure genius, and I recommend everyone check it out.