The Top Ten Doctor Who Episodes (from the 2005 Series)

Notes on the list!:

I had a lot of difficulty pulling a 1-through-10 hierarchy out of these episodes, so I caved and ended up just listing them in the order they aired.

Although I’m partial to Ten and Rose, I tried to give an equal share to all the Doctors and companions, but your mileage may vary as to whether I succeeded. (I did crack at the last minute and replace The Girl Who Waited with The Impossible Planet/The Satan Pit, though.)

As a lot of the best scenes from these come from the end of episodes, and a lot of the episodes come from the end of series, it goes without saying that SPOILERS, SWEETIE.

So here they are, as my wedding present to River Song (sort of a shitty present, as none of the episodes contain her, but you’ll have that): the Top Ten Doctor Who episodes!

The Empty Child/The Doctor Dances

Plot: Rose and the Doctor visit Blitz-era London and combat a mysterious and highly contagious disease.

Reasons I love it: It introduces Captain Jack Harkness, the world’s most interesting omnisexual Time Agent. It maintains a steady level of terror throughout (the titular Empty Child is actually quite terrifying). The flirty tension between Jack, Rose, and the Doctor and the hilarious metaphorical dick-measuring contest between the two men are awesome.

Great quote:

[Captain Jack has just greeted the Doctor as “Mr. Spock”]
The Doctor: Mister Spock?

Rose Tyler: What was I supposed to say? You don’t have a name! Don’t you ever get tired of “Doctor”? Doctor Who?

The Doctor: Nine centuries in, I’m coping.

Best scene: (best part starts at 5:40)

Bad Wolf/The Parting of the Ways

Plot: The Doctor, Rose, and Jack find themselves separated and trapped on Satellite Five, and facing an innumerable army of Daleks.

Reasons I love it: I love the Daleks as villains, first of all. They’re fun to hate and easy to make fun of. Outside of that, this first series finale marks Rose being even more badass than usual, an awesomely corny climactic kiss, and makes Jack Harkness immortal. Oh, and it makes me want to scribble ‘BAD WOLF’ on every surface I encounter.

Great quote:

Captain Jack: Rose, you are worth fighting for.

[Jack kisses Rose passionately]

Captain Jack: Wish I’d never met you, Doctor, I was much better off as a coward.

[Jack kisses the Doctor the same way]

Best scene:

The Girl in the Fireplace

Plot: Rose, Mickey, and the Doctor explore an abandoned spaceship filled with time windows that open of different moments in the life of Madame du Pompadour.

Reasons I love it: First of all, crazy steampunk robots. Also, the Doctor owns a horse. (or at least attempts to.) But for realsies, Reinette is one of those thoughtful people who can see right through the Doctor and is just strong, intelligent, and understanding in general. There’s something really compelling about following Reinette through her whole life in only forty minutes of episode, which, now that I think on it, might be a bigger metaphor for the Doctor’s time with all his companions.

Great quote:

[the Doctor enters, singing “I Could Have Danced All Night”, seemingly drunk]

Rose Tyler: Oh, look what the cat dragged in, the Oncoming Storm.

The Doctor: Oh, you sound just like your mother.

Rose Tyler: What have you been doing, where’ve you been?

The Doctor: Well, among other things, I *think* I just invented the banana daiquiri a couple of centuries early. Do you know they’d never seen a banana before? Always take a banana to a party, Rose, bananas are good.

Best scene:

The Impossible Planet/The Satan Pit

Plot: The TARDIS lands in a base stationed on a planet that is orbiting a black hole. As this is scientifically not okay even a little bit, the Doctor decides to investigate, accidentally leading himself and Rose into one of their most dangerous adventures yet.

Reasons I love it: I watched this episode the first time during a one-person all-nighter marathon viewing, and it actually left me physically shaking, it was so intense. I’d rate this episode easily scarier than Blink for two reasons: One, the people in danger are not new characters but the Doctor and Rose themselves, and two, they’re up against freaking SATAN.

Great quote:

The Ood: The Beast and his armies will rise from the pit to make war against God.

Rose: I’m sorry?

The Ood: [whacks communication sphere] Apologies. I said: I hope you enjoy your meal.

Best scene:

Army of Ghosts/Doomsday

Plot: An impossible victory against an army of millions of Cybermen and Daleks leads to the Doctor and Rose being irreparably separated.

Reasons I love it: This one’s more of a love to hate. I knew something like this was coming since Rose and Ten had enough UST at this point that they were either gonna act on it or Rose was going to die. The whole first episode builds this sense of growing horror and just sets you on edge for the whole time. It was heartbreaking and final but so well done and I wept inconsolably for literally an hour when it was over.

Great quote:

Rose: Planet Earth. This is where I was born. And this is where I died. For the first nineteen years of my life nothing happened. Nothing at all. Not ever. And then I met a man called The Doctor. A man who could change his face. And he took me away from home in his magical machine. He showed me the whole of time and space. I thought it would never end. That’s what I thought. But then came the Army of Ghosts, then came Torchwood and the war. And that’s when it all ended. This is the story of how I died.

Best scene: (yes, the depressing one on the beach😛 I put on my big girl panties and watched it again)

Human Nature/The Family of Blood

Plot: The Doctor becomes human to hide from a group of unstoppable hunters and finds that he could make a happy life for himself, but when the hunters find him he must weigh his happiness against the lives of those he loves.

Reasons I love it: This episode deals really well with the dark side of the Doctor, both his weaknesses and his cruelty. River says that the Doctor has never fallen as far as he did at Demon’s Run. I say River obviously never watched this episode.

Great quote:

Tim Latimer: Because I was so scared… of the Doctor.

Joan Redfern: Why?

Tim Latimer: Because I’ve seen him. He’s like fire and ice and rage. He’s like the night, and the storm in the heart of the sun. He’s ancient and forever… He burns at the center of time and he can see the turn of the universe… And… he’s wonderful.

Best scene:

Blink

Plot: The Doctor and Martha are trapped in the 70s by the Weeping Angels, a unique scavenger race; in the present day, a young woman must piece together clues to save him.

Reasons I love it: The Weeping Angels are one of the best villains/monsters introduced in the series, in my opinion – a really clever and interesting bunch. The time streams in this episode are so crossed that it’s really exciting at the end when everything falls together. (Although, to be honest, although I do love this episode and the Angels , this is not my favorite by far. If I was prioritizing this list this would probably be near the bottom, famous or not.)

Great quote: The ever-excellent:

“People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint – it’s more like a big ball of wibbly, wobbly… time-y wimey… stuff.”

Best scene:

The Stolen Earth/Journey’s End

Plot: The hints that have been dropped throughout the series come together into a huge final showdown: the Tenth Doctor and all his companions and several other familiar faces versus Davros and the Dalek fleet.

Reasons I love it: It’s corny as anything in some places, but I love that they brought all the companions back to one place in order to tie up Ten’s loose ends. I love the interaction in the final scenes, and the rabid shipper in me was appeased by how they treated Rose. The only aggravating thing was, you know, the whole part where the Doctor wipes Donna’s brain without permission… (see #5 in that power grid).

Great quote:

Captain Jack Harkness: [on realizing that there are technically three versions of the Doctor – the original, the clone and the Doctor/Donna combination] I can’t tell you what I’m thinking right now!

[Oh Jack. We all know what you are thinking, and it is sexy indeed.]

Best scene: (I couldn’t find the best scene on youtube or the BBC, and the runner up won’t embed. Check it out here.)

Vincent and the Doctor

Plot: After noticing something odd in one of his paintings, Amy and the Doctor travel back to meet Vincent van Gogh and battle aliens.

Reasons I love it: Deals maturely with issues of depression and suicide, casting van Gogh as a sympathetic figure. Also, British people apparently say van Goff instead of van Go.

Great quote:

Vincent Van Gogh: It seems to me there’s so much more to the world then the average eye is allowed to see. I believe, if you look hard, there are more wonders in this universe then you could ever have dreamt of.

The Doctor: You don’t have to tell me.

Best scene: Features a bit of time-stream meddling, but whatevs.

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The Doctor’s Wife

Plot: The TARDIS’ consciousness matrix is trapped temporarily inside a human woman’s body, while a metaphysical entity kidnaps the blue box with Rory and Amy still inside.

Reasons I love it: This episode is just enormously heartwarming. It’s lovely to have the TARDIS anthropomorphized and to hear her side of the story of her and the Doctor’s journey. The villain in this episode provides some ultra-creepy mind-fuckery for Rory and Amy while they try to help mend things.

Great quote:

Doctor: “You didn’t always take me where I wanted to go.”

TARDIS: “No, but I always took you where you needed to go!”

Best scene: (makes me tear up every time)

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