So one of CNN’s headlines for today is that Zombie Bullets are selling out fast. I shit thee not. Apparently, due to all the flesh-eating bacteria and people eating other people’s faces nonsense, the Center for Disease Control felt compelled to issue the following statement:
The CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms).
However, one ammo manufacturer did not want to take any chances. So, they decided to start selling ammo that “specifically designed to vaporize zombie varmints.” And apparently it’s selling out like it is nobody’s business. People with guns and people who just thought it was a fun idea are buying it.
Not going to lie, I find this hysterical. I mean, we all do need to be prepared for the zombie apocalypse, but this is taking it to another level. And it isn’t toy ammo; it’s for real guns used by real people. I just find this entirely crazy and wonderfully ridiculous.
is a full article by someone else if you thought I was joking. And below is the promotional video in case you really thought I was just messing with you.