Back in February, we covered the news about the Supernatural spinoff. A few months on, it changed its title to Bloodlines, and last night it launched itself at our TVs in the most episodic and dull way possible. Supernatural Season 9 was finally getting somewhere, plot-wise; did they have to devote an entire hour to this? I can’t even be bothered to give “Bloodlines” a letter grade—it just gets a “meh” from me.
Spoilers, if you’re concerned, below the jump.