I’ve been a huge fan of Pirates of the Caribbean ever since the first movie came out in 2003. The following two movies weren’t all that great, but despite the franchise’s many problems, I still had a soft spot for it in my heart, even after watching the subpar On Stranger Tides. And then Johnny Depp decided to be an asshole, and since that wasn’t enough to end his career, we’re now getting Dead Men Tell No Tales.