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WatneyWatch 34m ago
Mark Message Notification: “TECHNICALLY IM A SPACE PIRATE. RE INTL LAWS.”
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Fox News @FoxNews
Has Mars Finally Cracked Mark Watney? Fo.x/5Fi3nI
omg listen up you fuckers i’m pre-law at georgetown. i can barely type i’m laughing so much. mark is a fucking dork. so technically no country can own anything in space unless they put it there. and if you’re not in any country, maritime law applies. NASA put the MAV there so NASA owns it, but Mars is “international waters.” because mark lost contact with NASA, no one can tell him to board the MAV, so when he gets there next year, technically he’ll be fucking “stealing” the MAV while in international waters aka a pirate. But he’s on fucking mars so he’s a fucking space pirate.
#mark watney #space pirate #literal fave mark watney #bringhimhome #bae
Patricia Watney @PatWatneyOfficial
Merry Christmas Eve! Thank you for your thoughts & prayers, but please direct any donations to Mark’s fav charities. List here: bit.l/G7w9iL
WatneyWatch 1h ago
Mark Message Notification: “SCHIAPARELLI OR BUST”
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I certainly didn’t go into this week thinking the coolest fic I’d read would be a story for The Martian. Even though I loved the book and liked the movie, I’m not sure if I’d exactly call myself “in the Martian fandom”. But here I am, ready to tell you about this fantastic fanfic.