Exit Player Done: Pixels Is Just as Bad, If Not Worse, than You’ve Heard

Listen; I didn’t go into this movie thinking it was going to be good. Of course it wasn’t going to be good. There are reviews upon reviews explaining why Pixels is an objectively terrible movie. What I was thinking, however, was that I might get a chuckle or two out of it. Or that I might see some smidgen of fondness for the hobby that the movie attempts to sanctify. But no. Pixels was one of the most unloving, out of touch, unfunny pieces of gaming media of the past decade and I wish I was able to get those minutes (almostĀ two fucking hours!!!!!) of my life back.

I like bad things, but this wasn't even bad-good.  (via Free-Stock Illustration)

I like bad things, but this was too much even for me.
(via Free-Stock Illustration)

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