Return to Westeros: “The Dance of Dragons” Review

After last week’s better than expected episode, I have to say that I still held no hope whatsoever for this week’s Game of Thrones, and boy was I not disappointed! That’s the good thing about not getting your hopes up. With what Ace has foreshadowed for me in the next episode, I can safely say that I am ecstatic that this blog will not be reviewing the next season.

So what do we have in this episode? A bunch of plot events that seem incredibly unimportant, and the one that does—the situation at The Wall—I just don’t give a shit about. But let’s get into it before my distaste drips all over everything.

Game of Thrones Fighting PitWarnings for mentions of pedophilia and immolation under the cut.

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Return to Westeros: “Sons of the Harpy” Review

Has there been a week in Westeros where this doesn’t apply?

everythingawfulYou know what’s really terrifying about the expression “Winter is Coming?” It means that winter is not yet here. Westeros creaks under a civil war which has destroyed most of the countryside, dragons rise in the east, and the White Walkers are returning, but this is still late autumn. This is still November.

Pictured: November

Pictured: November

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